Week in Review #2 – Written Review

Ok, so I haven’t had any time to record ANYTHING this week, and since this weeks video was going to be the second “Week in Review” video, I figured I would at least write down my thoughts on the last week of TV that I would have talked about lol.

Bragging Rights 24/10/2010

The opener sees Bryan Danielson (or Daniel Bryan, whatever you want to call him) face off against Dolph Ziggler, in a Raw Vs Smackdown, US Champ Vs IC Champ match. I mentioned in my predictions that these two, given the time, could put on the MOTN, and holy FUCK did they deliver on my prediction. Not only was this an incredible contest between 2 great wrestlers that ended up being the MOTN, but its also a top 5 match of the YEAR for me. Just had exactly what I look for in a match; tremendous action without going spot heavy, a nice story (basic as it gets here, but basic is better than non existent), and some great false finishers without going into overkill. These two have some great chemistry, and I remember at the time thinking how awesome it would be if these guys could have a series of matches. Boy was I in for a surprise :D. Oh, and before I forget, to anyone in attendance at Bragging Rights, you were awesome. Hearing a crowd react the way they did to a great wrestling match made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Shows me that there ARE plenty of fans out there who can appreciate a great wrestling match when they see it, and don’t requite SPTOTZ~! and blood and weapons all the time (though they do break out a “we want blood” chant later in the night, but I’ll get to that). Since I haven’t reviewed this yet (I probably well at some point), I haven’t come up with an official rating or anything, but right now **** seems perfect for it.

Following such a great opener like that would be hard to do. And WWE failed. What do we get to follow up on that match? The tag titles being defended and raped as John Cena single handedly beats the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS to make him and, of all fucking people, David Otunga, the new tag team champions (and the raping of the titles continues on Raw, but more on that later). I was happy that the tag titles were getting some PPV exposure… at first… but when Barrett announced Otunga and Cena as the opponents, I stopped caring and was no longer happy.

Ok, so the last match made me happy and then killed that happiness in seconds. I’d quickly get a smile back on my face as GOLDUST gets some PPV time! Goldust and DiBiase had one of the funnest matches of the year so far over on Superstars a month or so ago, and given how great Goldust is at carrying opponents, and the ability of DiBiase (that he does have but rarely has the opponent to show it), I had high hopes for the match. Once again, like the Superstars match, the commentary was funny as hell to listen to. For some reason whenever Maryse/Goldust/DiBiase are out there together, King and Cole decide to just have fun and be entertaining rather than forcing excitement like they normally do. When the commentators are clearly having fun like that, it helps ME have fun watching the match too. And while the actual wrestling isn’t as good as the Superstars match, its a solid midcard match and I’m glad both men and this feud got some PPV exposure. That and the fact the feud is continuing, with potential for more PPV exposure for Goldust, makes me extremely pleased :).

The WWE Divas title is defended next. It doesn’t change hands. Moving on…

Ahh, time for Buried Alive. The Undertaker Vs Kane for the WHC. I started off really loving this feud, and really enjoyed their NOC match too, but since then, aside from the return of Bearer, this feud has been going downhill faster than TNA in 2010. They had a pretty bad match at HIAC, which on paper I honestly felt had potential to be good, but it didn’t deliver AT ALL. So with this match being buried alive, which limits a lot of what they can do, and the poor build to it, not to mention Undertaker’s shoulder injury (which I am assuming is real after seeing this match), there was no way I was looking forward to this. That being said, I did kinda enjoy watching this match. I wouldn’t call it great, or even good, but the hot crowd kept me into the match. Its just a shame the match itself didn’t do a damn thing to warrant the fans being so crazy. Undertaker couldn’t do much other than kick and punch, and I don’t think he actually picked Kane up at ANY point due to his apparently injured shoulder. The fans chanted “we want blood” here, and while a chant like that would normally bother me, given the feud behind this match, and the match type, if this wasn’t a PG show it would have DEMANDED blood. But it is PG, and we don’t get blood. Not that it would have helped, but its not like someone bleeding would have been meaningless (like Flair bleeding in every single match and segment he is in these days seems to do). The finish is Nexus attacking Undertaker, allowing Kane to bury Undertaker alive and retain his belt while also “ending” his brother’s life. Except nobody believes that, especially when The Undertaker’s symbol shows up on the Tombstone. Not as obvious as his hand coming up out of the dirt like the first BA match in ’96, but lets face it, everyone knew 100% that Undertaker would be back when that happened (though most people knew 100% before that anyway lol).

So, how do we follow a match where one of the biggest legends of all time is buried alive? With the second half of the show! Seems kinda dumb that the buried alive match didn’t end the show. But whatever.

The match that DOES follow Undertaker “dying” is the Team Raw Vs Team Smackdown match. I was looking forward to this one ever since they announced it would be elimination. Plus there are a number of guys in the match I really like. Unfortunately this one didn’t turn out to be that great, rather it was only decent. Santino getting eliminated first was great, because he didn’t deserve to be in a match this big, but on the other hand it just goes to show everyone that Santino really didn’t deserve to be in a match this big lol. Was kinda pointless having him there. One thing I always hate about tag team elimination matches is when nobody on a team tries to break up a pin or submission. Are they fucking retarded? If this shit was real, I’d damn sure try and break up every single pin and submission attempt that I could to make sure my team didn’t fall behind. But no, this is wrestling, where logic seems to get lost along the way more often than it should. The finish was a big shock for me, with Smackdown actually winning. Given how much they had dominated Raw for the last week or so, I felt for sure that Raw would win. Not complaining too much, because Team Raw sucked for the most part, and all we need is The Jiz boasting every week how he was so awesome he single handedly made sure that Raw won or something.

With Raw Vs Smackdown out of the way, it leaves us with only one match; Orton Vs Barrett for the WWE title, and Cena in the corner of Barrett. Barrett had ordered Cena to make sure he won, otherwise he is fired from the WWE. One thing I am confused about with that stipulation, is how does the Raw GM have the authority to make sure Cena would be fired from WWE and not just Raw, and making it so SD couldn’t sign him? Again, just the lack of logic in wrestling. The match isn’t that good, but I wasn’t expecting it to be anyway. I was more interested in the whole Cena angle, similar to the HBK/JBL angle against Cena at the 09 Royal Rumble (which was done way better than this tbh), and in the end that seems to be what the focus was on for the finish. Cena gets Barrett the win via DQ when he attacks him before Orton can RKO him. Makes sense for the story and build up to Survivor Series nicely, but a DQ ending to a title match, and a main event at a PPV, is ALWAYS bullshit.

Overall, I did have a lot of fun watching this PPV, but in terms of quality and re-watch value, only the opener holds up.

Raw 25/10/2010

Raw starts with Nexus, where Wade talks about how Nexus won the tag titles at Bragging Rights, and how he won his match with Orton… but didn’t win the title, so he forces Cena to explain his actions. Yawn. The GM then decides to email Cole so he can tell us of a match tonight between Randy Orton and any member of Nexus, and whoever wins gets to pick the gust referee for Survivor Series in the title rematch between Orton and Barrett. Oh, I wonder who Barrett will pick… of course its Cena. John Cena. John Cena Vs Randy Orton. In a match. AGAIN. AARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am fucking sick of WWE making matches with these two over and over again. They have only ever had ONE good match, and that was at NWO in 2008. The rest? They sucked. And yet they continue to book matches between the two. Over and over again. And they are never good. FUCK YOU WWE.

Remember how I mentioned WWE were raping the tag titles at Bragging Rights? Well, they continue it here, as Otunga brings up Cena F-U’ing him at Bragging Rights after they won the match. So Barrett decides that since they obviously can’t work together, they need to drop the belts to Gabriel and Slater. But since the Nexus don’t fight each other… Otunga is ordered to lay down. And he does (eventually). So we have new tag team champions. Again. In a bullshit match. Again. Did they watch Impact the other week and see how they were killing the KO title, and decide “Hey! We can outdo them when it comes to shitting all over a title! Not only will we shit on a title, we’ll shit on a title that already means fuck all so it means even less! Take THAT TNA!”. AAARRRGHHHH!!!

Again, remember what I said at Bragging Rights? This time about Ziggler and Danielson, and how I would love to see them have a series of matches. So what do we get on Raw? A fucking rematch between Ziggler and Danielson :D. Not quite as good as the Bragging Rights match, but fuck was this awesome. Probably the best Raw match of the year, and a top contender for TV MOTY (top 5 I’d say). And just when I thought things couldn’t get any better… out comes CM Punk for commentary during the match, and he then stares down Danielson at the end of it! Punk Vs Danielson? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

Blah blah blah, lame backstage segments with some cowboy or something, followed by Cena and Barrett… followed by a divas match.

Oh god it gets worse. Out comes The Jiz. And what do ya know? He’s making bullshit excuses as to why Team Raw lost. Lame heel heat. So, things can’t possibly get worse than this, right? Out comes someone to interrupt The Jiz… and its… Eve? Of all people, its Eve? Urgh. This segment has hit rock bottom… right? Wrong. R-Truth comes out as well. Please, make it stop. Someone just make it stop. Raw GM sends an email, and its The Jiz Vs R-Truth. Whatever. Jiz wins. I’m struggling to care. Wait, that’s a lie, to struggle to care I’d actually be TRYING to care, and I just don’t.

That cowboy guy is back, only this time in the ring. This somehow leads to Sheamus Vs Santino. And WTF. Santino… wins? Santino WINS. Santino. The pathetic attempt at a “comedy” character. Wins. Against Sheamus. Former two time WWE chamption. Danielson, the US champion, couldn’t beat Sheaums, but SANTINO could? I… don’t know what to say. Ok, I do… why hasn’t my head exploded yet?

Backstage, its Nexus. And Otunga threatens to reveal why they attacked Undertaker the night before. Barrett then brings in Mr Charisma himself, Michael McGuilucutyrgfjfhty, and Husky Harris, and tells us they are now part of Nexus, and threatens Otunga right back, stating that Otunga is either Nexus or against us (them). Threatened by being bored to death by McGulihgdgfyt he gives in and bows to Barrett. Yawn.

Pee Wee Herman is the guest host next week on Raw. Again I ask the question “why hasn’t my head exploded yet?”.

Main event time, and its Orton Vs Cena for the 103843757626236737648584874576921757657657632657612110202000297th time. I just can’t bring myself round to watching anything involving these two any more. I skip to the end. Barrett essentially returns the favour, by attack Cena and getting him the win via DQ, so Barrett can choose the guest referee at Survivor Series. Despite the number of brain cells lost from watching this show, its still obvious to even me that Barrett will pick Cena. And he does, with the added stipulation that if Barrett doesn’t win the title (not just the match this time), Cena is fired. So, heel turn at SS for Cena?

Oh my god this show was awful. Aside from the wonderful Ziggler/Danielson match, everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was fucking terrible. One of the worst Raw shows I have seen, and given how utterly shit some Raws have been, its really saying something.

Impact 28/10/2010

The show stars in the middle of a Tara/Mickie James brawl in the back, which brings in some more women (I don’t know who the fuck is who lol, and neither does Tazz apparenly), and the fight ends up in the ring where… Ric Flair tried to break it up? Why the fuck is Flair involved in this? He gets slapped a few times, threatens to fuck a couple of them, and tells them to stop because they will have a 6 women tag match later tonight. This whole thing lasted around 10 minutes. Too long for my liking, but the fans actually seemed to be into it, so that’s something I guess. Still don’t get why Flair got involved, and does being an “Immortal” give him the ability to make matches now? Is it just Flair than can do that, or the rest of Fourtune? Wait, never mind, its that whole logic thing again.

Backstage, the head trainer goes into Bischoff’s office to beg him not to let Anderson wrestle tonight. Surprise surprise, Anderson is still made to wrestle.

Pope promo in the ring, talking about Abyss, and something to do with a casket. Not really sure what I thought of this tbh lol. It wasn’t good, but I didn’t want to blow my brains out. I guess when it comes to TNA, and after Raw this week, not wanting to kill myself is a success.

More backstage stuff (20 minutes in after removing adverts btw) instead of matches, and this time Morgan is talking to Ric about his concerns with concussions and Anderson being forced to wrestle with a head injury. Flair tells him to forget this conversation.

Finally, a match. Shame it has that lame arse Jersey Shore gimmick guy than even the TNA fans don’t like. Yeah, TNA fans don’t like him. Can’t get any lower than that in wrestling. Anyway, the match is Lethal Vs Robbie E, and if Robbie wins he gets an X-Division title match. And its a street fight (Jersey Shore Street Fight to be more precise, which is just a street fight with Robbie’s lame gimmick attached to it). What I don’t get is that this match, should Robbie win, is just a lead up to another match between them for the title. So shouldn’t the title match be a gimmick? LOL, silly me, I shouldn’t be questioning the booking and writing of TNA’s fine creative team. An un-promoted gimmick match is bound to bring in the ratings as people will tune in to see it… except they don’t know its happening unless they are already watching the show!  After some hair spray or something to the face by the annoying women, and a rather great looking Neck Breaker, Robbie E gets the win and a title shot at the next PPV! I wonder if they will try to out-gimmick themselves by going one better than a street fight, or if the payoff match to a street fight will be a normal match…

More lame backstage shit, and its another Katie Lee aka Winter segment where she shows up from out of nowhere and we only ever see her in the mirror, then she disappears when anyone else shows up. Lots of annoying talking between the women before and after Winter shows up too. The fact that we get this on both TNA and WWE is just… AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!

Hey look, more in ring segments instead of matches! 30 minutes into the show now (not including adverts) and we’ve still only had one match. This segment includes… EV 2.0! Yeah! Has-been and never-was guys! Tommy calls out RVD to talk about RVD not trusting anyone after his BFF Jeff Hardy turned on him. Why is Raven wearing some old army style jacket? Looks like a General or something lol… with jean shorts… and make up. I always hear people praise Raven for his promos, and tbh I’ve never understood it. He uses big fancy words a lot, but I wouldn’t say that makes his promos good. Here he doesn’t even seem to try to make his short promo good, he just throws out words that rhyme. Old man Flair comes out to save us with his mic skills, announcing some matches, for tonight and the next PPV. One of the Fourtune guys (not Morgan) doesn’t seem happy. Fuck, are they trying to make as many people in Fourtune not happy with Fourtune? Backstage, its more talking (SHOCK~!), with lame English stereotypes creeping in as usual because one of them is English lol. Flair calms everyone down and makes a point to say he won’t get “iced” again. Don’t get me started on that who “iced” shit.

40 minutes in now, and its the second wrestling match of the night (guessing about 50-55 minutes in total after adverts?)! Its the 6 women tag match, and it starts off as a big brawl just like earlier in the night, but finally slows down and turns into an actual tag match. I skip through it, because I don’t give a shit about women’s wrestling. Kinda hard to care these days thanks to WWE, and as good as TNA’s division might be, I don’t know 99% of the women and I honestly don’t care enough to sit down and get to know them.

Next up, more wrestling! LOL, got ya! Backstage segment. Pope and Abyss. Pope gets stuffed in the casket, and Abyss beats it up with the board with nails.

A couple of kids are in the ring with a mic. Shouldn’t security stop them? Oh wait, its Generation Me. Its a triple threat tag match, but before any wrestling happens we have to have a promo! God forbid we waste precious talking time with than annoying wrestling! Plenty of moves in this one, and I didn’t really like the match. Why do the commentators make a big point of asking what one of Gen Me was doing by pulling the ref out of the ring? This match was for the tag titles. Gen Me weren’t about to win, Ink Ink was. I think it was pretty FUCKING OBVIOUS why he pulled the referee out of the ring; to stop the count so the match would continue and maybe Gen Me could WIN. Guns win, and Team 3D show up for more talking, building up to their “retirement” match at the PPV against the Guns for the tag belts.

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT~! Morgan is talking to Bischoff now about what he spoke to Flair about. Bischoff, like Flair, doesn’t care.

MOAR BACKSTAGE SEGMENT~! MOAR Morgan too. This time he’s talking to Anderson… except we don’t see him talking to Anderson, we just know he’s going there. Ok. LMAO at Tazz saying that Morgan being concerned about the well being of Anderson has gone too far.

Jeff Hardy has a… ummm… promo I guess. Not in the ring, instead its a pre taped segment. And its awful.

Tag Match next, with AJ and Doug Williams against RVD and Raven. Yeah, none of the matches that have taken place have been something I wanted to watch, but at least this show actually HAS matches this week. They tease Williams being upset with AJ to continue with what happened earlier in the night, and they made it so RVD thought Raven was trying to screw him and shit. Yawn.

Main event time (what? no talking in between 2 matches?). A steel chain match between Jeff Jarrett and Anderson. And Morgan comes out instead of Anderson. So much for a match talking place without any talking first. Morgan is continuing with the whole concussion stuff, trying to convince Jarrett not to go through with the match. Instead Jarrett tells him to fuck off basically, causing Morgan to take Anderson’s place… and he loses. Ummm… what? Why? Fourtune show up to beat the hell out of Morgan, so wouldn’t Morgan winning have been a more logical choice? Ooops, sorry. Logic. I keep forgetting that it has no place in wrestling.

Wow. Ummm… what a weird fucking show. It didn’t anger me as much as Raw did, but there was absolutely NOTHING worth seeing at all. Hell, without looking at what I have just written, I can barely remember anything that happened on this show except for the last 2 or 3 segments… and I JUST watched it. I’m not sure which is worse; a terrible show that I will remember, or a show that is just so “meh” I forget as soon as I’ve seen it.

Smackdown 29/10/2010

Didn’t get chance to see Superstars this week, so its onto SD, which starts with some very very very very very weird video of Undertaker being buried alive, and then walking in a dark empty room to a door, which he opens, releasing lots of light, and he walks through the door and into the light. I guess Undertaker really is dead then, if he was able to RECORD A VIDEO for the beginning of Smackdown! LOL, do they even have a reason for how/why that video happ… wait, more logic. Dammit.

SD officially starts with Kane and Paul Bearer talking about the last episode of CSI. Ok, fine, he was talking about The Undertaker being buried alive. Duh. He gets interrupted by Alberto Del Rio… who at the time I thought they were going to try and turn face, and I almost threw something at the screen. Until Rey showed up and it became clear it was just a way to build to a multi-man match for the title, or a match between Rey and Del Rio… and now Edge who also shows up. Kane gets taken out, Paul Bearer gets taken out, and Edge stands tall in the end. Great way to make Kane look like a pussy, getting his arse kicked on 3 separate occasions by Del Rio, Mysterio and Edge, after he just “ended” The Undertaker’s life.

Danielson and Ziggler had an awesome match at Bragging Rights, then on Raw they had a great rematch… and now on Smackdown we are getting a third match between them! Awesome. Just awesome. Thanks to Vickie Guerrero I am now deathly afraid of animals with spots. Match is good, but a big step down from the other two tbh. Not saying its bad, but the other two were way better. Being as good as this is though, being called the “worst” match of their series just tells you how good the series has been.

Jack Swagger and Kaval have a nice little match. Nothing amazing, but enjoyable for sure. Shame Kaval loses yet again.

The divas are out next, dressed like idiots, and they have a short match. The less said about it all the better.

Dashing Drewo are facing Big Show and Kofi next. Honestly I didn’t care enough to watch it. Show gets the win for this team with a massive chokeslam, and Drew ignores Cody asking for help, and lets him get slammed and pinned. In a backstage segment, they break up (Awwww… lol).

Main event time (what? no talking first?), and its Rey Vs Del Rio Vs Edge for the #1 contendership. Fun triple threat, but nothing more tbh. Triple threat matches for me are rarely “great”. Most of the time its just a one on one match with someone laid on the outside, then he comes in and send someone else to the outside and we get another one on one match, then some crazy moves towards the end. Triple threat matches are supposed to be one on one on one, so why do they ALWAYS insist on leaving a guy out most of the time? Sometimes it works, but most of the time it just kinda seems pointless. Very few triple threat matches do it right imo, and this wasn’t one of them. Some good stuff in it no doubt, and its far from a bad match, but its limited by the formula most guys go with for this kind of match. Shame really. Still, it was much better than anything I saw on TNA this week, and aside from all 3 Danielson/Ziggler matches, this one was of the best matches of the week too, so its not bad by any means lol.

Overall, a solid show. WAY different from TNA, and its even more apparent given the fact I watched them back to back. TNA is just filled with dozens of pointless backstage segments, and the matches are usually around 5 minutes max, whereas SD has one big main segment, one of two backstage ones, and 4 or 5 matches that are actually given around 10 minutes. Ziggler/Danielson, Swagger/Kaval and the triple threat matches are all worth seeing, which is more than I can say for anything on Impact and anything on Raw and even Bragging Rights (aside from Ziggler/Danielson).

So, that’s everything wrestling I watched this week. No ROH, haven’t watched that since the beginning of the year, and no Superstars as I didn’t have the time. Overall… aside from Ziggler/Danielson, it hasn’t really been a good week at all. Raw made me want to shoot myself, Impact was forgettable as hell, and Bragging Rights had one match worth seeing. Thankfully SD once again proves to be THE wrestling show of the week though :).

WWE Bragging Rights Predictions

Divas Championship – Layla (c) vs. Natalya

LOL like I care.

United States Champion vs. Intercontinental Champion – Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler

Despite usually getting beat up and losing constantly on Raw, Bryan has been doing well on PPV (actually winning and shit), so I think he’ll keep it up here. Potential to be MOTN assuming they get longer than 5 minutes, which shouldn’t be too hard on a PPV with only 5 matches… right?

Elimination Tag Team Match

Team Raw – Captain: The Miz

CM Punk, Sheamus, John Morrison, R-Truth, Santino, and Ezekiel Jackson

vs.

Team Smackdown – Captain: Big Show

Kofi Kingston, Tyler Reks, Alberto Del Rio, Edge, Jack Swagger, and Rey Mysterio

Looking forward to this one with the elimination stip, even if I’m not bothered about a lot of the guys in the match. The ones I DO like are all good enough to help carry the match assuming they stay until the end. With SD being so dominant in the last week, I think its pretty obvious Team Raw is going to win. I’d prefer they didn’t, because their team kinda sucks, but WWE love them some JIZ and since he’s tapped out at 2 straight PPV’s, they will be looking to give him a win.

WWE Championship – Randy Orton (c) vs. Wade Barrett with John Cena

Said it before, but I’m more interested in the angle surrounding this than the actual match. With Cena at ringside, he could either screw Wade by mistake or something, or he could finally turn heel and take out Orton so Nexus can control the title. I’ll predict a Barrett title win, just not quite sure how it will go down.

World Heavyweight Championship – BURIED ALIVE MATCH – Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker

Not as excited for this as I should be given my love for The Undertaker, and not exactly hating Kane :p. BUT, their HIAC match was pretty trash, and now it seems Undertaker is injured again (shoulder) :(. With Undertaker injured, its easy to predict Kane to win and keep the belt, but this is WWE, and the reports of Undertaker’s injury have come from teh interwebs so we don’t know how trusted they are, so Undertaker could still walk away as the winner. And hell, I’ll predict The Undertaker to bury his brother and win the WHC, then drop it at the SS, putting someone else over for the WHC on his 20th Anniversary show so he can go heal up and come back for WM.

Jake Roberts Vs Brett Sawyer – Georgia 03/09/1983

Jake Roberts Vs Brett Sawyer – Georgia 03/09/1983

So… its it Brett Sawyer or Brett Wayne? Announcer says Wayne, listings say Sawyer :p.

Anyways, this Jake really does look like the Jake that everyone will remember. He doesn’t look like the skinny kid with a moustache any more, he looks like Jake The Snake Roberts.

Its not just his appearance either, its how he moves around the ring, and the little things he does before the match starts. The referee explains the rules, and asks if anyone has a question, and shows the belt (not sure which belt it is), to which Jake responds with “No, I don’t have any questions, and I see the belt”. Ok, I guess that doesn’t sound like anything remotely interesting lol, but when Jake says it, its… good :p.

Wayne controls early on, while Jake is constantly doing something to turn the tables in his favour. Things like attacking the knee of Wayne as he is in a headlock, forcing Wayne to take the hold to the mat where Jake reverses it into a pinfall. The leg looks to become a target of Jake, as its taped up. Loved how Jake took Wayne down and had hold of the leg, and when Wayne would try and kick Jake off, Jake kept hold of the bad leg and dodged the kick a couple of times before finally taking the shot. I’ve seen that spot a million times and I don’t think I have seen anyone do what Jake did with it.

Wayne continues to try and keep Roberts away from him and the knee by using a headlock, but Jake continues to be fucking awesome as he keeps turning any offence from Wayne into something that benefits him. I know Andy keeps going on about Arn and all the little things he does being amazingly awesome, and I’m right there with him, but based on what I have already seen from Jake, and just this match alone, I have a sneaky feeling that I’ll be placing Jake right up there with Arn.

I find it odd that Wayne keeps using the headlock no matter how many times Jake counters it, I guess he feels its the best move to use to keep Jake away from the knee… except it doesn’t :p. Makes him look a tad retarded tbh lol.

Jake finally gets full control of the match, and while he doesn’t do anything spectacular (like, at all), everything looks vicious and painfull.

Ok, screw the whole “nothing spectacular” shit. Loved the move he did, kinda like Mark Henry’s slam, only he didn’t lift Wayne up anywhere near that high, but when he dropped him down he slammed his knee onto the midsection that looked fucking awesome. This leads to plenty of nice midsection work from Jake rather than leg work, which I can only assume is because Jake didn’t have much luck going after the leg in the beginning of the match. It helped him escape some holds a few times, but was never the big turning point for Jake.

Wayne gets a good hope spot in, but is quickly cut down. Paul Ellering, Jake’s manager, takes a shot at Wayne in the corner, causing Buzz Sawyer to take out Ellering, and then go after Jake who won’t stop punching the fuck out of Wayne’s face :p.

Aside from the crappy ending (NO FINISH~!), I fucking loved this match. Its not anything I would call great, but its so much fun to watch, and everything Jake does is awesome. Give this an actual finish and it might be great, but as it stands, it “just” good.

Rating: ***

The Undertaker Vs CM Punk – WWE Smackdown 10/09/2010

The Undertaker Vs CM Punk – WWE Smackdown 10/09/2010

Not often I get the “big match feel” from a TV main event these days, but they managed to do it here thanks to the great promo at the start of the show between these two men, and the fact that Punk sent the SES to the back so he could do this on his own.

Punk is determined to make a statement tonight against The Undertaker, while The Undertaker is here to show his brother Kane that despite not being 100%, and having not wrestled for a couple of months, he can still go. Pretty high stakes for both men in terms of storylines (Undertaker) and character (Punk).

Pointed this out in the SD thread, but I gotta mention it again; the pop Undertaker gets for doing nothing more than taking off his hood and rolling his eyes back is EPIC.

Undertaker is taking things slowly, not rushing into anything straight away, because he realises he isn’t at his best, and Punk IS a dangerous man. Despite a slow start though, Undertaker gets in control as he begins to work over the arm, setting up to Old School and then something bigger. However, in his weakened state, Undertaker isn’t able to keep his balance and falls on the ropes. Punk looks a little shocked at what just happened, but doesn’t waste much time in taking advantage.

The awesomeness that is Punk comes out now, as he starts working over the arm and screams “how do you like it?” at Undertaker. Undertaker makes Punk look like a million *insert currency here* with how he takes Punk’s offence and how he sells it too. Not often you see Undertaker getting dropped from a single punch, especially not from a smaller guy, but it happens here. Undertaker knows exactly how his character should be acting due to the circumstances, and he plays it better than maybe anyone else in the world could. Going back to what Clique said about Undertaker being the best seller ever, matches like this prove that he might very well be the best seller in the world RIGHT NOW at the very least.

We get a few Undertaker hope spots, but between Punk cutting him off, and Undertaker simply not being able to follow up, Punk continues to control this match and looks certain to win.

Punk continues to look extremely strong in this match even when Undertaker is making a comeback, mainly during the part where he goes punch for punch with the Dead Man in the centre of the ring for longer than anyone Punk’s size should, and also kicking out of a Chokeslam!

The finish keeps Punk looking strong too, as he finally hits the GTS, but can’t follow up straight away due to taking the Chokeslam a few moments ago. When he finally crawls over for the cover, Undertaker pulls out THAT SUBMISSION HOLD and gets the victory. Like I said, keeps Punk looking strong due to kicking out of the Chokeslam and managing to hit his finisher, and then showing us that The Undertaker can still pull out the quick win when it comes down to it. Helps with the build to the NOC match with Kane too.

This is one hell of a match. Undertaker sold his “condition” incredibly, and Punk looked fantastic with his offence and how he controlled 90% of this match, and came sooooo damn close to actually winning. Kept both men looking strong, and continued the great build up to Kane Vs The Undertaker. Not sure if I would call it the current TV MOTY, but its real close.

Rating: ****

20 Man Battle Royal – WHC – Smackdown January 13th 2006

20 Man Battle Royal – WHC – Smackdown January 13th 2006

As mentioned in my previous review, Batista had vacated the WHC earlier in the night, so this match was set up to decide a new World Champion. 19 men enter the ring, leaving one more, and its… KURT ANGLE! Angle was a Raw superstar, but had jumped to SD apparently.

Love how this thing starts, with JBL telling the rest of the guys to “leave Angle to him”. JBL has always thought of himself as the face of SD, so it made sense that he would want to take out the “Raw” superstar Angle. Unfortunately for JBL, Angle is fired up and quickly eliminates the Wrestling God! Vito is next to go, then the rest of the SD stars decide to gang up on Angle!

Typical battle royal stuff, with people fighting everyone and guys going over left and right. We then start to get a story between Angle and Henry, when Henry knees Angle in the back and sends him out of the ring (under the ropes), and then slams him through the announce table. With Angle out of the match, or so it seems, Henry is now considered the favourite alone with the young powerhouse Bobby Lashley.

Henry and Lashley go head to head while the rest of the superstars watch, which makes what is essentially a small face off in reality, something really big. Henry gets the better of Lashley, and continues to be the favourite to win the title now.

Final four is Henry, Mysterio, and MNM. MNM both get eliminated by Mysterio, who is fighting for his fallen friend Eddie. Once Rey eliminates MNM, he realises what stands before him, and so does the crowd. Some actually Royal Rumble matches don’t capture the feel of this match when its down to the final two lol, which should give you an idea of how good this match is turning out to be.

Rey fights with everything he has got, 619’ing Henry over and over, but not being able to send him over the ropes. He goes all Benoit in 04 on Henry, trying to headlock him over the ropes, but the power of Henry sends Rey to the floor. New champion? Nope, ANGLE is still in this thing!

He’s back up now, and pissed off. Angle is a fucking lunatic normally, but when he’s pissed off? I wouldn’t want to be Henry lol. But as pissed as he is, Henry is still a monster of a man, and his awesome power quickly comes into play.

They go back and forth in the ring for a little while, with Angle nearly eliminating Henry a couple of times, but Henry is still too strong, so Angle has to wear him down some more. Henry’s powerbomb to Angle is markout worthy too. They don’t take their time with this finish either, and in a lot of ways its similar to Benoit/Big Show in 04, with how they have plenty of time to really build to the smaller guy finally taking out the bigger, stronger opponent. Just like in 04, the smaller guy wins, and as such, Angle becomes the NEW WHC! The finish was almost fucked up though as Angle landed on the floor too :p.

Now this is a pretty great battle royal, right up there with the 2004 Raw one probably. The start is great, with Angle and JBL, then the story of Henry in the middle is really good, and the battle between the final two is better than most Royal Rumbles tbh. Yet another match to add to my ever growing list of matches that could make my list lol.

Rating: ***3/4