Road to Royal Rumble – Royal Rumble Ramblings #9

1996 Royal Rumble

Sunny naked in the bath kicks off the show. She says something. May have to watch again to see what she said…

Match 1 – Jeff Jarrett Vs Ahmed Johnson – Hmmm… my anthology boxset claims that Duke THE DUMPSTER Drose Vs HHH is the first match, but we never get it. Just a clip of the finish later in the night to see how HHH ends up with #1. So we skip that potential shitty match and go straight into… this shitty match. Ahmed was awful. Really awful. You think guys like Ryback and Big E are bad today? AHMED JOHNSON blows them all away with his suckage. Like Ryback though, his best match ever would come in the form of a 6 man tag! Bad match. Crazy shit from Ahmed though who does a HOUSTON HANGOVER. It misses though. Jarrett hits him in the head with a guitar because, well, that’s all he’s good for. *.

Diesel interview. More seeds planted for his upcoming heel turn. Really wish he didn’t go to WCW later in the year, heel Diesel in WWF could have been great.

Match 2 – The Body Donnas Vs The Smoking Gunns – SUNNY. Ah shit, she’s dressed now. Anyway, this is where the great tag matches at RR events is killed off. Dammit. Sunny teases the Gunns… at a point in the match where the Donnas can’t capitalise on it or anything lol. Bart gets chopped and isn’t having any of it. He’s a pretty tough bastard based on the Brawl for All (Russo’s dumbest idea ever?). Sunny bounces on the apron. Yey. She get knocked off the apron and we see up her skirt. Yey. Billy checks on her and gets the fuck beat out of him lol. Sunny distracts the ref when the Gunns have the match won. Sunny was pretty much the only thing good in this match, and not just for how she looks. Everything else was just there. Finish was cool though. Double suplex attempt on Bart, so Billy spears one of the Donnas and Bart rolls the other one up. *.

BILLIONAIRE TED. Awesome stuff. I liked em.

Match 3 – Goldust Vs Razor Ramon – IC title on the line. Goldust wants to fuck Ramon. Or have Ramon fuck him. I dunno which. Wasn’t this feud supposed to go to WM? But Hall was too uncomfortable with the storyline so they brought in Piper. He wears a kilt so surely HE’D be up for a gay angle, right? LOL. Marlena makes her debut as Goldust comes out to the ring. So he’s bi? He makes advances to Razor and gropes him and shit, and Razor is visibly confused by the whole thing, giving Goldust the advantage in this IC title match. Slow start to this one, plenty of Goldust SCHTICK which you either love or hate. I love it, he did a great job with it. He puts Razor off his game, then when given the chance, Goldust drops the schtick and becomes a vicious wrestler instead. Marlena blows Goldust in Razor’s eyes. And that sentence sounds more disturbing than it should lol. 123-Kid ends up costing Razor the title. New champ! Good match. ***.

Match 4 – 30 Man Royal Rumble Match – HHH is #1 after losing to Drose earlier in the night. Well, he beat him, but cheated and got found out. DQ’d. Ha. And #2? Henry O Godwin, an old rival of the soon to be Game. BOB BACKLUND is #3. And guess what? HE HAS ENTRANCE MUSIC! YES! 1996 IS THE RR WHERE PEOPLE GET MUSIC. Lol, Backlund gets HHH’s attention by slapping his back, then when HHH turned around… BAM. Elbow to the fucking face. Lawler gets SLOPPED. Possibly some people in the front row too lol. BOB HOLLY START YOUR ENGINES. He’s had that gimmick for over a year now? Damn. KING Mabel and THE KING Jerry Lawer in at the same time. Oh man, how awesome would that match have been in Memphis during the 80’s? Alright, Jake’s back! And he’s got a snake! He clears the ring except for Lawler who has his back turned. Big mistake. He gets the snake covering him and he dives out of the ring in sheer fright. And that’s the last we see of him for a while as he decides to hide out under the ring! Dory Funk. They couldn’t get Terry, he’s in Germany wrestling instead. Damn. YOKO. Battle of the fatties time with him Vs Mabel. Poor Godwin gets trapped in the corner while Mabel and Yoko crush each other lol. VADER. Making his debut. Fuck yes. SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL. They made SID champ over Vader? Fuck you, HBK. Vader and Yoko beat the shit out of each other despite the fact they are both in Camp Cornette (ha, sounds so gay). Jake takes one hell of a bump from a clothesline from Vader, flying back and all the way out of the ring. SQUAT TEAM Member #1. Some short 400lb guy. Nobody cares about him. Vader send him on his way. Then SQUAT TEAM Member #2 comes out. He looks just like #1. They both go into the ring and attack Vader, so Vader gets rid of another one and Yoko deals with the twin. Were they only signed to be in the RR match and help get Vader over lol? Poor Savio Vega, he gets absolutely DESTROYED by Yoko and Vader. Then Vader and Yoko beat the shit out of each other again… allowing Shawn to come from behind and eliminate them BOTH. Fucking Shawn, burying Vader already! At least he buries his kliq buddy 123-Kid too. Vader is fucking PISSED, so he beats down Yoko on the outside, then eliminates everyone left in the match. But this year they decide it doesn’t count if you are eliminated by someone not in the match. Wish they’d make up their fucking minds what the rules are lol. Remember Lawler? Yeah, he’s still in the match lol. HBK goes under the ring and drags him out, bringing him back into the match so he can be eliminated. BIG DADDY FUCKING COOL. BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP. THE RINGMASTER. I think he’ll go on to have a half decent career. He looks good here. Kama should return at the RR this year and do a 1998 Mick Foley by appearing 3 times; once as Papa Shango, once as Kama and once as The Godfather. Is Duke the Dumpster Drose the most disappointing #30 ever? Glenn Jacobs should show up to the RR this year and enter as his 3 WWF gimmicks; Isaac Yankem, Fake Diesel and Kane. HBK superkicks his best fwend and wins the RR for a second year straight. Diesel is pissed, but makes nice with Shawn. One of my fav RR matches still. Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it. ****1/4.

Match 5 – Bret Hart Vs The Undertaker – Its title time! Diesel gets in Undertaker’s face on his way to the ring. Not often the RR match doesn’t main event, but when it doesn’t, it usually seems to be because of The Undertaker lol. Here, so he and Diesel can start their feud. 98, so he can be put in a casket and set on fire, and 2006 so he can destroy the ring. PHANTOM OF THE UNDERTAKER. He’s wearing a mask. Had his face broken leg by Mabel, so they turned it into an angle. Always remember as a kid seeing Mabel and Yoko crushing his face. THOSE FAT BASTARDS. ‘Taker is still very much the zombie character here, but working with Bret would be the start of Vince FINALLY giving the Dead Man good opponents and allowing him to evolve beyond the slow moving zombie man. This match is VERY slow, so some people will absolutely NOT like it at all. Me however, I always liked it because while it’s slow, it’s still GOOD. Because the speed of a match does not equal how good or bad it is. No prize for guessing what part of the body Bret targets. I’ll give you a clue though; he’s against someone bigger than him. Undertaker sells the legs tremendously (he IS one of the best sellers in the world, even during the zombie days, so no surprise there), even when he’s on offence, and Bret is smart by always going back to the legs when he’s in any kind of trouble. LOL, fans are actually BOOING Bret as he chops ‘Taker down. Man, this is longer than I thought it was, but at the same time, not as slow lol. Still really good though. Nice counter from the Sharpshooter with Undertaker grabbing Bret by the throat as he’s trying to turn him over. Bret being the big awesome good guy hero that he is, exposes the metal turnbuckle, takes Undertaker’s protective mask off then smashes the Dead Man’s face into it a couple of times! ROLE MODEL. Guess it can be seen as revenge for Undertaker choking him with some wire earlier, but still. TOMBSTONE. We’ve got a new champion! 1…2… NO! Diesel pulls out the referee and costs the Dead Man the title. Earl Hebner ain’t having none of that. You can attack the competitors in the match, but by god, you pull him out of the ring and this match is OVER lol. Undertaker wins by DQ, but Bret keeps the title. Loved this match still. ****.

The Undertaker Vs Batista – Survivor Series 18/11/2007

The Undertaker Vs Batista – World Heavyweight Title – Hell in a Cell – Survivor Series 2007

There have been feuds in the past where a Hell in a Cell match didn’t fit the kind of feud (DX/McMahons & Big Show, Triple H/Jericho, Triple H/Nash… damn, all Triple H matches lol), but this Hell in a Cell match was perfect for the Batista/Undertaker feud IMO.

Pretty much ever since their Last Man Standing match, I wanted to see these 2 in a Hell in a Cell match. Batista himself said in his book that a Hell in a Cell match with The Undertaker was a dream match for him, I just wonder if he knew it would ever happen when he wrote that lol.

The Cell for this match was one of the new, taller cells, so nobody would be expecting them to go on top like everyone seems to fucking want in this type of match. It also meant there was a very good chance they wouldn’t leave the cell, and that isn’t always a bad thing. It worked for a couple of matches, but some of them just seemed like they were doing it for the hell of it.

Once again, the little thing at the start of the match is just awesome. The Undertaker enters the cell last, and just slams the door shut. He doesn’t fear Batista, and he certainly doesn’t fear the cell, and he is making sure Batista knows it.

Its not long before The Undertaker gets control and brings in a steel chair. He has been in many Hell in a Cell matches in the past, so he has the experience, and he knows that weapons are legal and can make this type of match that much easier. He continues to show his experience in this match type, by using the cell as a weapon when he grates Batista’s face on one of the cell walls.

One of my all time favourite weapon spots is brought back by The Undertaker here, when he places the steel chair under Batista’s throat, and smashes Batista, and the chair, right onto the steel steps! Batista is bleeding from his mouth now, and we assume its coming from his throat. Its very rare that The Undertaker brings out that move, which makes it seem more devastating.

Batista is hurt, bleeding, and seemingly on the edge of defeat. However, he still has that awesome power and strength, and he pulls it out when he needs it the most right here, catching The Undertaker with a Spinebuster from an Old School attempt to gain control for the first time in this match!

Pure power and strength can only take Batista so far though, and its not long before the better conditioned and less worn down Dead Man is back in the drivers seat. He continues to use the environment to his advantage, and Batista is busted open, bleeding from the head AND internally now.

Its Old School that is the downfall of The Undertaker once again, as Batista stops it again and lands a superplex! Batista makes a mistake though, just like he did at Cyber Sunday, by going for a cover starting at the legs, allowing Undertaker to lock in a Triangle Choke!

The Animal lives up to his name when he gets back in control and just annihilates The Undertaker with the steel steps in the corner of the cell, hitting him again and again with them. If you watch closely, you can also see The Undertaker pull out a blade from his gloves, cut himself, and pass it to the referee right before he takes a couple of shots to the head from the steps :p.

It seems that no matter what Batista does to The Undertaker, the Phenom is just unbeatable in this type of match. He takes everything Batista throws at him, and keeps coming back. The same can be said for Batista though, who continues to take the punishment from The Undertaker and still manages to come back too! Its just a very brutal back and forth match, more brutal than any of their matches before!

Batista Bomb through a table! The Undertaker looks to be beat finally, but he somehow kicks out, and just like Cyber Sunday, everyone at this point pretty much believes that The Undertaker is going to win. When he finally hits a Tombstone, that belief is pretty much confirmed… until Batista kicks out! Holy fuck! I’ve seen this match before and I didn’t remember THAT happening! Another throw back to Cyber Sunday, only with the roles reversed. The Undertaker is completely pissed that Batista kicked out, so he goes for another Tombstone, this time on the steel steps! NOW The Undertaker is going to win, right?

ITS EDGE! EDGE IS BACK! He levels The Undertaker with a camera, then uses the steel steps and a chair for a modified conchairto, and Batista retains!

This is a tremendous match, and like every other match so far, its better than I remembered it. The action, the pace, the brutality and the end all work perfectly to make this one hell of a match, and probably a top 5 Hell in a Cell match for me now. A great end to a great feud!

Rating: ****1/4

The Undertaker Vs Batista – Cyber Sunday 28/10/2007

The Undertaker Vs Batista – World Heavyweight Title – Special Referee Steve Austin – Cyber Sunday 2007

Since this was Cyber Sunday, some sort of voting system had to be thrown into this match. I’m just glad they didn’t go with another stipulation, since their last 2 matches weren’t ordinary matches. So they do the old “who will be referee” crap, and big surprise, Austin gets voted in :p.

Enough of that crap, its the MATCH I give a damn about. The video package before the match is more awesomeness from the WWE Video production group, who are probably among the best in the industry when it comes to making video packages tbh. It had been 5 months since their last match, so the video did a great job of reminding everyone of their past matches, and got me hyped to see them wrestle one more time.

Also, remember that at this point, The Undertaker has 1 victory over Batista (from WrestleMania), whereas Batista hasn’t beat the Dead Man yet! Their last 2 matches have both been draws, and Batista only won the title back AFTER The Undertaker got taken out with an injury. So this match is all about Batista proving to himself that he is the MAN, and he CAN beat The Undertaker to remain World Heavyweight Champion.

Man oh man, these 2 really know how to start their matches! WrestleMania replay with Batista charging towards the Dead Man with a spear, but this time The Undertaker dodges, and goes for the big boot (like Backlash) but Batista ducks! Then similar to their cage match, they lock up and fight for control! Little things, but they really make this match more enjoyable and better IMO.

Nothing fancy here, just a massive brawl, which is essentially all they have been doing for the entire series, and its been awesome all the way! Things slow down a bit though, with The Undertaker working over Batista’s back.

They keep going back and forth for a while, with both men controlling the match for a little while, before losing control and taking some punishment. Austin being the guest referee was most likely an attempt to get better buyrates, but thankfully he really doesn’t stand out in this match at all. He does nothing that a normal referee wouldn’t do, which is a good thing. They are taking nothing away from this huge match, which didn’t need a guest referee, and that makes me happy :).

One of my favourite spots in the match is when ‘Taker goes for Old School, but Batista catches him on the way down and levels him with a Spinebuster! But before Batista can possibly get a 3 count, Undertaker locks in a Triangle Choke!

That sequence of moves essentially starts the final stretch of the match, where we see ‘Taker hit a Chokeslam, Batista hit a spear, and both men fighting to land their finishers!

One thing that keeps coming back in this match is The Undertaker constantly losing control of the match by charging into the corner for different moves, only for Batista to move out of the way every time. He does it again during the final stretch, but this time it works in his favour as it allows him to hit the Last Ride out of the corner! Its still not enough though, and the match continues!

A Spinebuster and Batista Bomb are STILL not enough to keep The Undertaker down, and at this point you gotta believe that EVERYONE feels for certain that The Undertaker is going to win. So what happens? Batista gets royally pissed off, hits another Batista Bomb, and pins The Undertaker cleanly in the middle of the ring!!!

This match is without a doubt my second favourite of their series. It has the big match feel of their WrestleMania match, and the slower, more methodical pace of their Last Man Standing & Cage matches, and the same awesomeness from all 3 of those matches. Batista getting the clean win was a HUGE win, almost as big as his Vengeance 2005 win over Triple H. It was a nice conclusion to the story of Batista wanting to prove that he CAN beat The Undertaker, but it was certainly not the conclusion to this feud!

Rating: ****1/4

The Undertaker Vs Batista – Steel Cage – Smackdown 11/05/2007

The Undertaker Vs Batista – World Heavyweight Title – Steel Cage – Smackdown 11/05/2007

The Undertaker 1 – Batista 0 – 1 Draw. Can Batista finally get a win over the Dead Man here in a steel cage on TV?

Unlike their PPV matches, I have only ever seen this match once, when it aired, and I remember thinking it was good, but not that great, especially compared to their PPV matches. After seeing their Last Man Standing match again, and loving it more this time around, will I think more of this match now I finally get to see it again?

Something I love about a series of matches between two people, is how they change how they start a match. At WrestleMania, Batista kick started things off with a spear. At Backlash, The Undertaker started things off with a boot to the face. In this one, both men are slow to start things off, and lock up in the middle of the ring to try and gain the advantage that way. Just a nice progression of the overall feud story :).

Just like their previous matches, this is an all out war between two monsters who want the World Heavyweight Title. They use the cage very well IMO, and they use the escaping part of the match even better. In the first 10 minutes of the match, both men hit big moves, and then try to escape, only to realise its just not enough. So they don’t even try to escape for another 10 minutes or so, which during that time they have both dished out and received an enormous amount of punishment.

For roughly 20 minutes, they go back and forth, just beating the living hell out of each other. We get a couple of Spinebusters and Chokeslams, but no major finishers. The Undertaker does get busted open though, making Batista look perhaps stronger in this match.

In the end though, we get yet another draw finish, with both men escaping the cage and dropping to the floor and the same time. The fans are awesome for this part, all seeming to genuinely care who really won, making the suspense segment after the match with the referees watching replays, that much better.

Its usually the same with me, I watch a match when it first happens, and I usually never get the full feel for it until a re-watch, and its the same here. I don’t remember it being THIS good at all. From what I remember of their other matches in 2007, I would say its the weakest of their series, but not by much. This is still a fantastic match, especially by TV standards.

Rating: ***3/4

The Undertaker Vs Batista – Last Man Standing – Backlash 2007

The Undertaker Vs Batista – World Heavyweight Title – Last Man Standing – Backlash 2007

For 2 PPV’s in a row now, The Undertaker Vs Batista is the main reason I watched the PPV and bought the DVD. Adding the Last Man Standing stipulation just increased my anticipation for the re-match :D.

At WrestleMania, it was Batista that charged at the Dead Man to start things off, but here its The Undertaker going straight for the challenger with a massive big boot to the face! Before, it was Batista who was the champion and the aggressor, now the tables have been turned and The Undertaker is making sure he is more aggressive.

Batista still shows that determination from WrestleMania, as he takes everything The Undertaker is throwing at him, and still coming back. He is even able to get The Undertaker down for a few seconds to start the first count of the match! Nice to see the story from WrestleMania continuing here.

Smart wrestling from The Undertaker here, targeting the leg of Batista that is heavily taped up, thanks to Finlay over the last few weeks (I made mention to it in my review of the tag match between Batista & The Undertaker Vs Finlay & Mr Kennedy).

The champion is looking dominant now, kicking Batista in the face a few times, and going for his signature leg drop across the apron.

More story continuation as Batista goes to the top rope, trying to pull out all the stops once again to hopefully beat The Undertaker, but this time he is stopped and its The Undertaker digging deep for a massive superplex!

I am personally a big fan of the Last Man Standing stipulation (when its not used every bloody week like it seems to be these days), but I do understand that some people don’t like it, because the match is essentially “spot, count, spot, count” until someone finally wins. This one, however, seems to be a little different to the standard Last Man Standing formula, in that all the spots are well built up from previous spots, and not just some random move to keep someone down.

It is also great how both men are constantly pulling out moves we don’t normally see from them; anything that can be used to wear down and beat their opponent.

The Animal gets busted open, and wasting no time, The Undertaker begins to pummel the open wound. He then sees an opportunity to not only get some revenge for WrestleMania, but also potentially keep Batista down, as he lays Batista across one of the announcer’s table, and comes flying off the guard rail with a leg drop! Great spot!

Tremendous drama with the 10 count following the table spot, as it didn’t simply come out of nowhere, it gradually built up to it, so it seemed believable for Batista to NOT get up.

Batista DOES get up though, and The Undertaker is pissed. In the ring, he goes for Snake Eyes, but it appears Batista has it scouted, as he reverses the big boot into a spear! Batista gets a second wind, and destroys The Undertaker with a Spinebuster! The Undertaker has been on the offence for the majority of the match though, and still had enough left in the tank to easily get up from the Spinebuster, so Batista sends him crashing into the mat with 2 more! This one is much closer to a 10 count, but the resilient and inhuman champion gets up again!

The 3 Spinebusters seems to have taken enough out of The Undertaker to put him even with Batista when it comes to punishment, so when he hits a Chokeslam, he is down on the mat for a few seconds too. Another sign that Batista learnt something from their WrestleMania match (the first was the Snake Eyes counter) when he does a role reversal, powerbombing The Undertaker out of the corner!

Things are REALLY starting to heat up now, with a steel chair getting involved, as it seems conventional moves aren’t going to do it here… for Batista at least. The Undertaker still hasn’t used the Tombstone, and since it was the move that won ‘Taker the title at WrestleMania, it only seems right that it end this match too!

Unfortunately for The Undertaker, it seems that conventional moves aren’t going to work for him either, as Batista manages to get up at the count of 9.

The fight goes to the top of the stage, where we see a back and forth brawl between these two behemoths! It looks like The Undertaker is going to Tombstone Batista off the stage, but The Animal manages to get off the shoulders of the Dead Man, and hits a spear! Both men go flying off the stage and crashing through the equipment below, and the referee makes a 10 count!

I’m not usually a fan of Last Man Standing matches ending in a draw, but it seemed perfect for this one. It showed that neither man could keep the other down for a 10 count on their own, making both look strong IMO. Plus it gave a good reason for another re-match, instead of the boring “I still want to beat you for the title” crap we usually get.

As far as last man standing matches go, this is probably my new favourite/best. HHH/Orton from No Mercy later in the year was indeed a tremendous match, but after sitting down and watching this again, I can honestly say its just that bit better. Incredible match, one that has literally got better with every viewing (WrestleMania gets better, but the rating stays the same. This has gone up every time I have seen it).

Rating: ****1/4

The Undertaker Vs Batista – WrestleMania 23

The Undertaker Vs Batista – World Heavyweight Title – WrestleMania XXIII 2007

Going into this match back in 2007, I was unbelievably excited for it. Not because I was expecting a classic between the two (I had no faith in Batista being able to put on a great match), but because I was absolutely certain that The Undertaker was leaving with the title, and that’s just awesome :D.

Not only was the WHC on the line though, The Undertaker’s 14-0 WrestleMania winning streak was on the line too. The Undertaker, after finally winning the Royal Rumble for the first time in his career, wanted the title perhaps more than ever. Batista, after coming back from injury in mid 06, had won the WHC once again and was determined to keep hold of it and prove to everyone that he was not only on The Undertaker’s level, but he was better.

This match might have been on 4th, but like The Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25, for me it is the REAL main event. It’s the main reason I bought the PPV, it’s the main reason I bought the DVD.

Teddy Long doing the ring announcing was a nice touch too, making the whole thing seem that much bigger, as he was the General Manager of Smackdown and this match was huge. Batista’s entrance was nothing special, just his usual stuff, but The Undertaker got another epic WrestleMania entrance with the druids carrying the flame torches (plus his entrance is usually epic to start with lol).

I know it seems like I am rambling a bit (I blame Andy!!!), but all of this stuff really built me up and got me excited as hell for this match, and if I’m going to review the match, I feel I need to include all of this too :P.

The bell finally rings, The Undertaker comes out of the corner with his usual fighting stance, but just as quickly as he leaves his corner, Batista is running full speed into the Dead Man with a spear! Batista showing the world, and The Undertaker, that he is not intimidated, that he has no fear, and that he will do anything to win.

Back and forth they go, keeping the pace quick as hell, which is impressive as hell given the fact that both are big guys. The fans are firmly on The Undertaker’s side, despite Batista being on of the biggest faces in the company. Let’s face it, how many people could still get cheered at WrestleMania against a face Undertaker?

Batista continues to show everyone that he will do what it takes to win, when he takes to the ropes, and comes flying off with a shoulder block! The Undertaker recovers and flies across the ring for his leaping clothesline, then goes for a Chokeslam. I love this part, with The Undertaker trying to Chokeslam Batista, and Batista using all his strength to keep ‘Taker’s hand off his throat.

They continue to keep up this amazing pace, going to the outside, where we see the usual “Undertaker WrestleMania Spot” as he dives over the ropes to the outside.

But even after that, Batista continues to come back and take the fight to The Undertaker, showing that he may be the biggest threat to The Undertaker at WrestleMania. An awesome looking Running Powerslam from one announcer’s table to the other is just more offence from Batista to show us that he is taking out all the stops to beat the Dead Man.

The crowd, and myself, are just going crazy for all of this amazing action, and it’s not even in full gear! Last Ride out of the corner looks to solidify a 15-0 win streak, but Batista kicks out, hits a Spinebuster, and then a Batista Bomb! Now, going into this match I was pretty certain that The Undertaker was going to win, but when he hit that Batista Bomb, my belief was suspended, and I genuinely thought that the streak was OVER. I wasn’t the only one, the fans in the arena all seemed to be thinking the same thing, and when The Undertaker kicked out, the place erupted. Incredible.

This unbelievable match eventually ends with a Tombstone Piledriver, and I mark the fuck out as The Undertaker is once again the World Champion :D.

There is a reason I consider this the MOTY for 2007; it’s just fucking incredible. Batista brought his A game, perhaps for the first time ever (IMO he was better here than his HIAC with HHH), and The Undertaker brought his A game too, perhaps better than ever before. It’s a fast paced, action packed encounter that tells a simple story very well, and it never gets old. It’s also the best Undertaker WrestleMania match so far!

Rating: ****1/2

The Undertaker Vs Kurt Angle – WWE Smackdown 04/09/2003

The Undertaker Vs Kurt Angle – WWE Smackdown 04/09/2003

For 20 minutes, both men pull out everything they have to try and beat each other. They start off by trying to gain the early advantage, with ‘Taker trying to get a big punch in, and Angle trying to take down the bigger man. We get a stalemate between the two, as neither can do what they want.

Angle finally manages to control The Undertaker, just for a little while, with his wrestling. The Undertaker realises that he won’t be able to pummel Angle at this moment in time, so what does he do? He wrestles too! That is one thing that I have really loved about ‘Taker over the years; his ability to adapt to any style that his opponent can throw at him.

After some back and forth wrestling between the two, The Undertaker finds an opening, and BAM! Right hand to the face of Angle! Angle is HURT, putting over The Undertaker,and making this match seem more legit, all at the same time. The Undertaker is in control now, and he seems to like it. He lays Angle across the apron, gives him a couple of elbow shots, and then when the referee asks him to get back in the ring, he smirks, and drops a leg drop!

The first (and only, thankfully) commercial break shows up, and when we come back, The Undertaker is still in control of Angle.

The first half (pretty much everything before the commercial break) was all about gaining the advantage, but this second half was all about action. Intense action. Awesome action.

Angle comes back, tries to put down The Undertaker with everything he has, including an Angle Slam! The Undertaker wants that WWE Title back badly though, so he isn’t going to be put away just yet. He comes back with some big moves of his own, including a Chokeslam! But, like ‘Taker, Angle isn’t going to be beat so easily, especially with the title on the line.

The last 5 minutes or so are epic, with Angle desperately trying to make The Undertaker tap out to the Ankle Lock, and The Undertaker trying his best to survive, and put Angle away. Angle counters a Last Ride, a Big Boot, a Leg Drop… everything The Undertaker threw at him, into an Ankle Lock. The Undertaker is no slouch though, as he shows us that he too can counter moves and lock in submission holds, as he counters the Ankle Lock on a number of occasions, into an arm bar, and also into a Triangle Choke, which very nearly wins him the belt!!!

The Undertaker sets up Angle for another Last Ride, but Brock Lesnar shows up, levels ‘Taker with a chair, and attacks Angle too.

Seriously, if it wasn’t for the finish, this would be a ***** match. Yep, I’m upping my original rating from ****1/2 to ****3/4, and its VERY close to *****. Move over Owen/Bulldog, THIS is the greatest WWE TV Match of all time!

Rating: ****3/4

The Lost Undertaker Month Review

So, during Undertaker Month, I was posting a review a day. I had a list of around 20 matches before I started, and got the other 10 from requests. However, when I got to #12, the match I originally had planned ended up getting changed to the Hulk Hogan Tuesday in Texas match. So what was originally planned, and why did I change it? Well, maybe the actual review will help you figure it out!

The Undertaker Vs Barry Windham – WWF Raw 27/04/1998

Ha, two of my favourite wrestlers going at it on my birthday :).

No background for this one, just a random Raw match, but since I’m a huge Windham fan, I thought I’d give it a watch anyway lol. The night before was Unforgiven, where Undertaker defeated Kane in the first ever Inferno match. As for Windham, he was part of Cornette’s NWA stable.

And as I wrote that last paragraph… Undertaker chokeslammed Windham already, and as I was writing this sentence… Undertaker hit the Tombstone and got the win!

Well… ummm… this one lasted about 30 seconds. Damn.

Rating: 1/4*

So there you have it… the match lasted around 30 seconds, and left me with virtually NOTHING to write about 😛.

Undertaker Month – Review a Day #30

The Undertaker Vs Chris Jericho – WWE Smackdown 13/11/2009

It’s the final review for my Undertaker Month Review a Day! And what better match to end it on (since I’ve already reviewed my personal favourite and imo greatest match of all time lol) than The Undertaker’s first ever one on one match with Chris Jericho. I was there live, and it was the first time in my 20 years of being a fan that I got to see The Undertaker wrestle :D.

The announcers always talk about The Undertaker’s entrance and how awe inspiring it is, but you really don’t understand that until you see it live. The lights going out, the gong, the eruption of the crowd, the music, the flames, the smoke, and the slow walk of the Dead Man. It truly is an awesome experience that I am so glad I got to see. And to think, I was disappointed that I missed him twice before when he was simply the American Bad Ass. Coming out on a bike has NOTHING on this entrance! 😛

Oh, and to make it even more special for me personally, The Undertaker was the World Heavyweight Champion. Seriously didn’t get any better than this for me as a fan; first time seeing The Undertaker, witnessing his awesome entrance, watching him wrestle Chris Jericho for the FIRST TIME EVER… and he’s the World Champion? Fuck. Yeah.

Chris Jericho claims that he isn’t afraid of The Undertaker, and maybe he is telling the truth, because he doesn’t back down in the early going. Which unfortunately leads him to take a beating for a few minutes before countering Old School with an arm drag (one of his 1004 moves you know).

Being the “best in the world”, Jericho does a great job at grounding The Undertaker and generally having his way with him. His cocky attitude looks to be angering the Dead Man, but when Undertaker does fight back, Jericho perhaps has the advantage as Undertaker is more about revenge than just winning.

They tease a Last Ride out of the corner, but Jericho counters and hits the Codebreaker! He takes his time to cover and is unable to pick up the win, so he decides to mock The Undertaker with a Tombstone attempt! A couple of counters from the two before Jericho goes to the knee and brings The Undertaker down again… until The Undertaker sits right up and grabs Jericho by the throat! Jericho fights out and locks in the Walls of Jericho, which Undertaker counters into the Hells Gate, and Jericho taps!

Great fun to watch live, and while it was my favourite part of both nights when I went (Raw on Monday, ECW and Smackdown on Tuesday), it wasn’t the BEST match I saw in those two days (Christian Vs Regal was). Solid stuff, just a little disappointing when you think about how great both men are. Would have preferred it took place at a big PPV (like WrestleMania perhaps?) where they would have been given plenty of time, an actual feud (the triple threat they were involved in a week later hardly had any feud to it lol), and would have made sure they stole the show. But on the other hand, I got to see it live, and if it had happened anywhere else I wouldn’t have, so I’m just glad about that :D.

Rating: **3/4

Undertaker Month – Review a Day #29

The Undertaker Vs Bret Hart – One Night Only 20/09/1997

It’s the SummerSlam rematch with no HBK as ref, and in the UK! No time is wasted here as Undertaker goes straight to work on caving in Bret’s face for taking the WWF Title from him in controversial fashion.

Undertaker is so violent in his attack that the referee tries to get involved, only to be run out of the ring with a single glance from the Dead Man. And while the ref was running away scared, Bret was taking off a turnbuckle pad in hopes of using it somewhere down the line.

Hart knows what The Undertaker is capable of, hence the exposed turnbuckle pad, and the moment he gets Undertaker down for the first time, he immediately attempts to lock in the Sharpshooter! No doubt people can interpret that as fear or respect on Bret’s behalf, but personally I’d say it’s both. Bret knows he needs to put Undertaker away early because Undertaker is THAT good (respect), and also because The Undertaker is fucking pissed with him lol (fear).

The very strange set up for the ring nearly injures both men, as the ring seems to be raised up with the guardrail on the floor, allowing for a small gap. Bret dives onto Undertaker, who catches him, but falls back and falls down the gap a little, causing him to trip up and fall forward onto the floor (with Bret breaking his fall lol). Being professionals though, Undertaker and Bret get right back up and continue with the spot of Undertaker smashing Bret into the ring post.

They stay on the outside for a little while, as Undertaker punishes Bret with a slam on the floor etc. Once they get back in the ring though, the Excellence of Execution finds an opening and takes advantage of it with a pretty slick looking DDT. Really nice transition spot.

Unfortunately for Bret, he doesn’t stay in control for long as the exposed turnbuckle of all things backfires on the Hitman, who is launched chest first into it! Just as Bret would go after the back and the legs of his opponents, Undertaker gives targeting a body part a go as he focuses on the now injured chest of Bret! Always cool to see The Undertaker move away from the stereotypical big man offence like this.

Bret is still a “technical marvel” though, and despite being worn down by The Undertaker, he keeps getting a few shots in on the knee of his bigger opponent, knowing it will be his way back into the match if he can get enough time to work them over before Undertaker fights back. After a few attempts, the leg of the Dead Man finally gives way and Bret is back on top.

Bretman’s leg work is pretty great to watch (Bretman is what King called him at one point during the match lol); ranging from kicks to the knee, punches to it, slamming it on the mat and even a figure four leg lock around the steel ring post that Andy loves so much :). Undertaker sells well throughout it all, and he’s really great at reacting to the fans too. When he’s in the figure four in the ring and the fans start to chant for him you can see his face changing from pain to determination, and then he starts to fight his way out of the hold to get into the match. Too many times you will see guys in submission holds just sit there while the fans chant, then the fans get bored of chanting when nothing is happening, and the guy then starts to fight out to no reaction lol.

Undertaker’s legs are hurting now, and one shot to a knee puts The Undertaker down once again, ending his comeback. Knowing the legs are pretty much fucked now, Bret starts to work over the lower back of the Dead Man, as his Sharpshooter will apply pressure to both Undertaker’s legs and lower back.

Awesome counter from a legdrop into a Sharpshooter by Bret. Undertaker started building some more momentum, but the master of the Sharpshooter knows how to lock it in from any position, and when he saw his chance he took it. Surly after all the leg work, and the little back work done, Undertaker will give up right? Hell NO! The Undertaker is no mere mortal; he kicks out of the Sharpshooter and seems to have a second wind!

Bret can sense that The Undertaker is back in this match, and in a moment of desperation grabs the ring bell to try and get DQ’d! Instead Undertaker takes it from him, and looks to get DQ’d instead, until the ref takes it off him, allowing Bret to go after the leg again! But the power of The Undertaker AGAIN allows the Dead Man to kick Bret off, and this time Bret flies to the outside, landing on a camera man! Really great sequence there.

Speaking of great sequences, the finishing stretch and finish is really great. Bret attempts a Tombstone, only for Undertaker to reverse it, followed by Bret reaching for the ropes to avoid it, which leads to Undertaker trapping Bret in the ropes by his neck! As the referee tries to free him, Undertaker goes to town on Bret’s face, causing a DQ!

Tremendous match here. I’m a fan of their other matches, but this is definitely the best of the bunch. Awesome work from Undertaker when he changes his style to more of a “Bret Hart” style once the exposed turnbuckle puts Bret down, and great leg work from Bret as he tries to get back into the match. Plus I really loved the finish too.

Rating: ****1/2