NUMBER 1 – JUST LIKE THE OLD SHIELD, JUST BETTER…

At losing?
NUMBER 2 – TWO SECOND GENERATION SUPERSTARS…

And this is the best WWE can think of to use them.
NUMBER 3 – INVISIBLE DAMIEN SANDOW BUSINESS CARD.

Still more useful that a real Miz business card!
NUMBER 4 – UMMM….

What?
NUMBER 5 – BRAY WYATT…

Because he’s worth it.