NUMBER 1 – DECISIONS, DECISIONS…
Help, I can’t decide!!!
NUMBER 2 – LOOK EVERYBODY, IT’S KANE…
Yaaaaaay…
NUMBER 3 – PAUL HEYMAN PUTS THE JEW…
In Jewjitsu!
NUMBER 4- RAW. IS.
Lesnar.
NUMBER 5 – CENA WINS L…
…oh wait.
NUMBER 1 – DECISIONS, DECISIONS…
Help, I can’t decide!!!
NUMBER 2 – LOOK EVERYBODY, IT’S KANE…
Yaaaaaay…
NUMBER 3 – PAUL HEYMAN PUTS THE JEW…
In Jewjitsu!
NUMBER 4- RAW. IS.
Lesnar.
NUMBER 5 – CENA WINS L…
…oh wait.
NUMBER 1 – STING?! STING?!
No Seth, that’s just a Slammy Award…
NUMBER 2 – PEOPLE POWER!
YES? YES? YES?
YES! YES! YES!
NUMBER 3 – Steel chair shot to the head = fine and possible suspension…
Steel steps to the head = just fine?
NUMBER 4 – WE. THE PEOPLE.
Apparently don’t have mirrors. WTF is up with his hair? 😛
NUMBER 5 – RAW. IS…
For taking selfies on commentary now.
NUMBER 1 – JUST LIKE THE OLD SHIELD, JUST BETTER…
At losing?
NUMBER 2 – TWO SECOND GENERATION SUPERSTARS…
And this is the best WWE can think of to use them.
NUMBER 3 – INVISIBLE DAMIEN SANDOW BUSINESS CARD.
Still more useful that a real Miz business card!
NUMBER 4 – UMMM….
What?
NUMBER 5 – BRAY WYATT…
Because he’s worth it.
NUMBER 1 – STING WHO?
Who cares about a Sting debut when DANIEL BRYAN returned to Raw!
NUMBER 2 – DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN…
The limo DOESN’T explode?
NUMBER 3 – IT’S TIME. IT’S TIME. IT’S…
Larry the Cable Guy time?
NUMBER 4 – GIANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO
They just seem to cry more often…
NUMBER 5 – AND I QUOTE…
How can something be anonymous when we know the person behind it?
NUMBER 1 – ZIGGLER BRINGS PRESTIGE BACK TO THE IC TITLE…
… by giving it to Harper! Yeah Yeah Yeah!
NUMBER 2 – IWCAT
We know how you feel, Grumpy Cat.
NUMBER 3 – DOING IT LIKE BUNNIES
Remember kids, rape is ok if you’re dressed like a bunny!
NUMBER 4 – RAVISHING RUSSIAN
Uhhh… why are we supposed to hate Russia again?
NUMBER 5 – THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SIGN A CONTRACT, SILLY!
Seriously, has any wrestling contract signing ever happened without the table being broken, or at least flipped over onto someone?
A new little weekly feature I thought up of last night :). Since Weekly Wrestling Roundup is cancelled (for the foreseeable future, anyway), I needed to come up with a new idea that I can do every week while I work on bigger projects in between, and this popped into my head! So, let’s get started shall we?
NUMBER 1 – RAW IS RYBACK
The show in Liverpool gets off to a good start as THE BIG GUY takes out the WHY HAVEN’T YOU GONE AWAY ALREADY GUY!
NUMBER 2 – FOXY LADY
The show is rated PG for PaiGe!
NUMBER 3 – RAW IN WONDERLAND
If only we could somehow stuff the creative team down a rabbit hole…
NUMBER 4 – WHERE IS SHE?
She’s not here. Just like the WWE Network in the UK, but that won’t stop them from doing this…
NUMBER 5 – HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKYOUUKFANS
What’s next? WWF Over the Edge 1999 as an exclusive to the Candanian WWE Network?