NUMBER 1 – DECISIONS, DECISIONS…

Help, I can’t decide!!!
NUMBER 2 – LOOK EVERYBODY, IT’S KANE…

Yaaaaaay…
NUMBER 3 – PAUL HEYMAN PUTS THE JEW…

In Jewjitsu!
NUMBER 4- RAW. IS.

Lesnar.
NUMBER 5 – CENA WINS L…

…oh wait.
NUMBER 1 – DECISIONS, DECISIONS…

Help, I can’t decide!!!
NUMBER 2 – LOOK EVERYBODY, IT’S KANE…

Yaaaaaay…
NUMBER 3 – PAUL HEYMAN PUTS THE JEW…

In Jewjitsu!
NUMBER 4- RAW. IS.

Lesnar.
NUMBER 5 – CENA WINS L…

…oh wait.
NUMBER 1 – STING?! STING?!

No Seth, that’s just a Slammy Award…
NUMBER 2 – PEOPLE POWER!

YES? YES? YES?
YES! YES! YES!
NUMBER 3 – Steel chair shot to the head = fine and possible suspension…

Steel steps to the head = just fine?
NUMBER 4 – WE. THE PEOPLE.

Apparently don’t have mirrors. WTF is up with his hair? 😛
NUMBER 5 – RAW. IS…

For taking selfies on commentary now.
NUMBER 1 – JUST LIKE THE OLD SHIELD, JUST BETTER…

At losing?
NUMBER 2 – TWO SECOND GENERATION SUPERSTARS…

And this is the best WWE can think of to use them.
NUMBER 3 – INVISIBLE DAMIEN SANDOW BUSINESS CARD.

Still more useful that a real Miz business card!
NUMBER 4 – UMMM….

What?
NUMBER 5 – BRAY WYATT…

Because he’s worth it.
NUMBER 1 – STING WHO?

Who cares about a Sting debut when DANIEL BRYAN returned to Raw!
NUMBER 2 – DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN…

The limo DOESN’T explode?
NUMBER 3 – IT’S TIME. IT’S TIME. IT’S…

Larry the Cable Guy time?
NUMBER 4 – GIANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO

They just seem to cry more often…
NUMBER 5 – AND I QUOTE…

How can something be anonymous when we know the person behind it?
NUMBER 1 – ZIGGLER BRINGS PRESTIGE BACK TO THE IC TITLE…

… by giving it to Harper! Yeah Yeah Yeah!
NUMBER 2 – IWCAT

We know how you feel, Grumpy Cat.
NUMBER 3 – DOING IT LIKE BUNNIES

Remember kids, rape is ok if you’re dressed like a bunny!
NUMBER 4 – RAVISHING RUSSIAN

Uhhh… why are we supposed to hate Russia again?
NUMBER 5 – THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SIGN A CONTRACT, SILLY!

Seriously, has any wrestling contract signing ever happened without the table being broken, or at least flipped over onto someone?
A new little weekly feature I thought up of last night :). Since Weekly Wrestling Roundup is cancelled (for the foreseeable future, anyway), I needed to come up with a new idea that I can do every week while I work on bigger projects in between, and this popped into my head! So, let’s get started shall we?
NUMBER 1 – RAW IS RYBACK

The show in Liverpool gets off to a good start as THE BIG GUY takes out the WHY HAVEN’T YOU GONE AWAY ALREADY GUY!
NUMBER 2 – FOXY LADY

The show is rated PG for PaiGe!
NUMBER 3 – RAW IN WONDERLAND

If only we could somehow stuff the creative team down a rabbit hole…
NUMBER 4 – WHERE IS SHE?

She’s not here. Just like the WWE Network in the UK, but that won’t stop them from doing this…
NUMBER 5 – HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKYOUUKFANS

What’s next? WWF Over the Edge 1999 as an exclusive to the Candanian WWE Network?