So while I watched WM XXX earlier, I noted down some random stuff lol. Thought I’d share it while I wait for my WrestleMania Special video to upload. Proper WM Ramble/Review coming later this week.
Hogan promo. LOL. Fucks up about 6 times in 30 seconds.
SLURP SLURP GOBBLE GOBBLE. They just suck each other off for 15 minutes.
HHH Vs Bryan. Said weeks ago this should open the show.
STEPHANIE. Holy FAPTACULAR.
Great match! HHH finally did what was best for business; made Bryan look like a bizallion *insert your currency here*. Some good arm work, plenty of unique/rarely used holds and submissions.
Stephanie, other than looking FAPTACULAR on the outside was great at taunting Bryan and cheering on her husband.
PEDIGREE KICK OUT .
KNEE TO THE FACE .
BRYAN WINS!!! Totally expected Bryan to get beat down afterwards though. Should make his victory in the main event that much sweeter.
The Shield Vs The Old Age Outlaws & Kane time. LOL at Shield interupting the Outlaws. Anyone else see their interview segments on WrestleMania Today over the last few days? Really cool stuff.
JAW BREAKER LARIAT . Love that Ambrose has started using that.
Wow, crowd are fucking DEAD for this early on, even with Reigns breaking people in half. Disappointing, thought they’d at least go ape shit for THE SHIELD. Maybe bryan wore them out?
SPEAR TO KANE.
DOBLE SPEAR TO THE OUTLAWS.
at Ambrose tagging in, then immediately tagging in Rollins.
DOUBLE FUCKING POWERBOMB BY REIGNS .
Holy shit lol, THE SHIELD just ran through the old bastards in about 2 minutes. Best way they could have done it I guess, because who wants to see Kane and the Outlaws go for 10+ minutes in 2014 lol?
Fun, and done the best way possible. I’m happy lol. REIGNS.
DANGEROUS DANNY DAVIS . Best WM special appearence EVER.
Huh, no surprises in the battle royal. Was expecting maybe some random legend or something to return for a few minutes before being eliminated. Kofi and Cody steal Rey and Morrison’s RR spot where they hang on to the ropes and fight. Looked shitty though.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Brad Maddox eliminated . He was my pick. Bah, Henry and McIntyre gone too. Someone really sucky is gonna end up winning this aren’t they?
HOLY FUCK at that Kofi spot. I’ve often wondered why people have never done that before with the steps. Kofi might not be all that bad.
CESARO in the final 2 with Big Show. Come on WWE, do it, give CESARO the fucking win. PLEASE.
YES! YES! YES! CESARO PICKS UP THE 987987LB BIG SHOW AND SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO WIN THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Wait… Bryan won the opener so he main events the show. Shield Vs Old Men lasted about 2 minutes and was a squash for the Shield. Now Cesaro just won the battle royal. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE BOOKING TEAM?!?!
Man oh man, Bray Vs Cena. HE’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN HIS HANDS. In terms of “wrestling” (aka HOLDS AND MOVES~!), this was basic as shit, but it wasn’t about that in the slightest. Tremendous character work from Bray, and Cena trying to fight with himself to stay as the “Hustle, Loyalty and Respect” guy rather than a MONSTER was ok, but eh, I wasn’t buying into it too much. I guess the fans being totally against Cena prevented it from really making an impact.
Cena unleashing his inner monster on Harper and Rowan, almost to prevent himself from getting DQ’d by doing it to Bray, was at least a good way to go about it. But this match was totally BRAY’S match. Guy was awesome. Doing that freaky upside down spider thing to stop a 5 Knuckle Shuffle, taunting Cena throughout the match, playing up to the crowd who were behind him, and when he was sat holding Cena’s head and singing “He’s got the whole world, in his hands” I kinda .
Bray giving Cena a chair and trying to sacrafice himself was .
at the referee. “THIS IS NOT WHO YOU ARE, DON’T DO THIS”. Cheesier than everything HBK did in the WM 28 HIAC.
Oh, the booking team is back to normal. Cena wins lol. But at least this loss hasn’t damaged Bray. I think he still comes out a winner. Great match. Fuck me this WM is kinda ruling so far .
Undertaker Vs Lesnar time.
What… what just… I don’t… but… I uhhh… Brock just… I mean Undertaker just… *head explodes*
Ok, ok… wait… how… what?
The Streak. Is. Over. Wow. I mean just WOW. I absolutely did not see that coming AT ALL. 21-1. If Undertaker retires now then I might just give up on wrestling .
Match itself… was probably the worst streak match in years honestly. Had no life to it, the fans were utter shite (like they have been most of the night so far, useless twats lol), and nothing really happened until they started trading finishers.
But props to Undertaker for actually letting the streak end. He’s a pro and he knows that ending it was probably for the best. Lesnar is awesome, so IF WWE can run with this, then it’ll be great. But with Lesnar being part time I’m not sure he was the right pick. Also… this totally fucks up a potential Cena/Undertaker match .
Still in shock.
Divas match next? After Undertaker just lost I’m not in the mood for watching a bunch of women try to wrestle, even if AJ is in there. HOLY SHIT AJ RETAINED . Well that’s something at least.
So The Streak actually ended, right? I mean I didn’t fall asleep and imagine it, right?
at Paul Orndorff with that moustache .
Piper and Mr T .
Undertaker is actually 22-0 yes? My crazy mind making me think he lost .
at Bob Backlund .
WWE WHC match. God I hope Orton is motivated for this one. Bryan gonna need all the help he can gets with Batista involved in this, and anything less than a motivated Orton is gonna mean Bryan had to carry 2 twats on his shoulder. The winner of this should keep the belt until next WM and challenge Undertaker to try and break the streak BECAUSE IT’S NOT OVER DAMMIT .
HHH and FAPTACULAR STEPHANIE are back with Scott Amrstrong to try and screw Bryan. Stephanie can screw me any time looking like THAT.
SLEDGEHAMMER TO HHH~! Wow, this whole thing is building up to a finish… but there is still 17 minutes left? Fuck me. I don’t think I wanna sit through another 17 minutes of Batista and Orton.
POWERBOMB INTO A NECKBREAKER THROUGH THE TABLE~! Well that was an awesome way to take Bryan out of the match at least. Better than a fucking suplex like HHH and HBK did to Benoit 10 years ago lol.
BRYAN IS BACK THANK FUCK. Totally been skipping through most of this btw lol. I just cannot contemplate watching Batista and Orton one on one.
TAP OUT BATISTA! TAP OUT BATISTA! YES! YES! YES! YES! BRYAN WON! BRYAN WON! BRYAN IS THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT MOTHERFUCKING KING OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
The fuck was that random woman and kid that came into the ring at the end lol?